Oh Deer!

Doe a deer a female deer.  How familiar am I with this lovely creature?  Two separate hits within seven days totaling thousands of dollars in damages - and picking up car number three tomorrow. Wish me luck!  Highlights of advice bestowed upon me:  get a hunting license and I’ll be guaranteed to never see another deer; lobby our “Hunting” lawmaker to open up “doe season;” put a Hornet whistle on my car to announce my pending arrival to deer, dogs, cats, children, in short, anything or anybody that may be in my way; drive a truck with a plow attachment; or my personal fave, drive an armored vehicle.